10 signs you might be a Dude
Detecting the White Russian-drinking bowler in you might sometimes be difficult, so we’ve come up with a list of 10 signs:
- You wear your dressing gown to the supermarket.
- You have begun writing cheques for less than £1 (or $1).
- You are partial to Thai Stick and a good ‘caucasian’.
- You have a habit of using the royal ‘we’, you know, the editorial…
- Your car has developed some rust ‘colouration’.
- You enjoy the occasional acid flashback.
- You have been known to occupy various administrative buildings.
- You hate the Eagles, no, you really hate the f-ing Eagles.
- You have no idea what day this is.
- You are unemployed.