10 signs you might be a Dude

Detecting the White Russian-drinking bowler in you might sometimes be difficult, so we’ve come up with a list of 10 signs:

  1. You wear your dressing gown to the supermarket.
  2. You have begun writing cheques for less than £1 (or $1).
  3. You are partial to Thai Stick and a good ‘caucasian’.
  4. You have a habit of using the royal ‘we’, you know, the editorial…
  5. Your car has developed some rust ‘colouration’.
  6. You enjoy the occasional acid flashback.
  7. You have been known to occupy various administrative buildings.
  8. You hate the Eagles, no, you really hate the f-ing Eagles.
  9. You have no idea what day this is.
  10. You are unemployed.

© 2007 Canongate Books Limited

The Dude Is Everywhere was created to celebrate the publication of I'm a Lebowski, You're a Lebowski by Canongate in August 2007.